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Saturday, May 14, 2005

To Name or Not To Name


Wow, what a lot of lovely bloggers out there. I never though for a moment
anyone would read my blog & I'm gob smacked.

Before I go any further I've gotta say a big thanks to Walker 'cause he went & changed his font just so it would be easer for little old me to read. Thanks Walker.

One of the comments I got on my "What If" post was from my long time friend who called herself Puppydog. Cheeky. I told her she needs to get a blog so, look out for it when she takes the plunge.

Now I have a question. Do you give names to possessions like your car? The reason I ask is because, my mate has just bought a new car an' we got into a big discussion about it. See, she insists on naming her cars. Reckons it keeps the car on side or working right.

So, now she has a car named Rev. No she's not a vicar. To understand this you need to know she breeds dogs. Parson Russell Terriers to be exact, and she also has a personalized number plate which reads PARSON.

Now, when I get a car it's just that 'the car'. I've never named it,never thought of it as a friend or helpmate of any kind. And now I'm worried, have I been mean to all those cars in my past. Are they languishing in breakers yards feeling sad and neglected 'cause their owner didn't appreciate them. Would they have had a happier life and felt fulfilled if I had named them?

Should I mend my ways and name my current car? Oh God that's another worry 'cause it might die of shock or something and I'll be carless.

Is the God of abandoned cars clocking up all my faults against the time I arrive in the hereafter. So he/she/it, (see I 'm not even sure about what sex if any the Car God is) can serve me a penance of some kind, like naming all the new baby cars or cleaning up after all the senile ones. Help!

4 comments:

  1. Well I can't speak about women, because its been proven I know very little on that subject other than getting myself into trouble. But men name everything, and I mean everything. Cars,guns,their dicks (not telling you mines)lol.
    Now you got me thinking why. Gezzzzz trouble maker.
    I was happy to change my site a little and was no problem. I have also linked you so don't be surprized if you get more visitors . I like reading you. :)

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  2. Yeah! Why? I always was trouble and why? is my middle name. Thanks for the link, I'll return the favour

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  3. My office plant is called Bruce
    Why? Just because

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  4. LOL!! Very apt Claire for someone who is, as we Brits say, down under.

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